The Glassing of Toes II

Fart Bitch Actual and Fart Bitch Dos were continuing their exploration of the Toes System System. While looking for loot and treasure Fart Bitch Actual visited the planet of Toes II. After a few hours of exploring the planet Fart Bitch Actual found a small research outpost. At this research outpost there were two Gek researchers. One of them needed help repairing his suit. When Fart Bitch Actual noticed this he bent down, and gave the creature 6 Sodium atoms. As the Gek repaired his suit, the creature smiled, let out a fart of joy and proceeded to shit in his hand. He reached his outstretched hand towards Fart Bitch Actual, who in response immediately left the research station.

This action was a declaration of war. Fart Bitch Actual went back to his fleet, and told all his forces to begin glassing the planet. After two weeks of nonstop glassing the surface was scorched and melted. There were no survivors.

Aftermath
After the glassing of Toes II many bones and fossils can be found. The ruin of a civilization that was raised because of their insolence. It is commonplace for space explorers to land on Toes II and excavate the remains of the former inhabitants and sell them to collectors across the galaxy.