Fart Bitch Beaner



A late addition to the High Council, Fart Bitch Beaner (AKA Dr. Sex, Big Daddy, Retard) hails from the arid lands of Mexico. It is rumored that he simply willed himself to be part of the High Council, and his fat schlong ceased all disputes.

Notable Feets:


 * Discovering Detroit Obama Prime II in the Toes system
 * Single-handedly repelling a Brute invasion in Old Mombasa, as well as several sorties in New Mombasa
 * Ace Pilot, responsible for the successful assaults on the Epstein Fleet as a support pilot
 * Sex
 * PhD in Sexology