Operation Lost in the Wind

Events of Operation Lost in the Wind (LIT-W) are still unclear, however during the downfall of the Fart Bitches Circa 2020, Fart Bitch Six notibly went dark after a disasterous internet wipe. Any conversed knowledge of LIT-W were documented by Fart Bitch Egg after Operation Falling Sword.

Operation LIT-W began July 24th by Mr President. A radio transmittion cut out Fart Bitch Sixs internet connection to ensure a secure voice channel. During the brief Mr President explained the importance of retreiving the package of Geknip to be delivered to the UNSC Pillar of Autumn otherwise Fart Bitch Chief would not awaken from Cryosleep. Fart Bitch Six went dark and was secretly dispatched to the hidden planet Reach alone.

Upon learning of Six's disappearance, the Fart Bitches fell into a temporary disarray causing many arguments until Fart Bitch Beaner managed to notibly resolve the conflicts with his meaty schlong. To this day Operation LIT-Ws list of objectives information is held in secret by the President who has mysteriously disappeared.

Aftermath
The Covenant proceeded to glass the planet Reach and with a portion of their fleet chased the Pillar of Autumn to the Batlle of Instillation 04. Upon Fart Bitch Six's escape from Reach in the cargo hold of the Pillar of Autumn he linked up with Fart Bitch Actual on Installation 04. Upon completing his mission he seemed visually depressed from all the stress caused from Operation LIT-W. The two proceeded to fight in the Battle of Installation 04.



Notable participants

 * Fart Bitch Six
 * Fart Bitch Chief